Veronica Corningstone Quotes:
Veronica is from Asheville, North Carolina. She has been hired to instituted “diversity standards”. Corningstone has a strong ambition to become a network anchor and desires to be taken seriously in the male-dominated newsroom culture. Burgundy quickly charms her with his Jazz flute and in depth knowledge on the origins of the name Sandiago.
She Is a very strong and independant woman and has a breathtaking hiney. She is played by the stunning Christina Applegate.
Veronica Corningstone:“Here we go again.
Every station it’s the same.Women ask me how I put up with it. Well, the truth is,
I don’t really have a choice.This is definitely a man’s world. But while they’re laughing
and grab-assing, I’m chasing down leads and practicing my nonregional diction.
Because the only way to win is to be the best.The very best.”
Veronica Corningstone: Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.
Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasure Town.
Ron Burgundy: Oh we’re going there.
Ron Burgundy: (in Pleasure Town) Look, the most glorious rainbow ever.
Veronica Corningstone: Oh. Do me on it.
Ron Burgundy: 1001… 1002… 1003…
Veronica Corningstone: Uh Mr. Burgundy. Helen said that you needed to see me?
Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday’s arms and back.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes.
Ron Burgundy: Oh it’s the deep burn. Oh it’s so deep. Oh I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.
Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.
Veronica Corningstone: No, there’s no way that’s correct.
Ron Burgundy: I’m sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don’t know what it means. I’ll be honest, I don’t think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn’t it mean Saint Diego?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that’s – that’s what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.
Veronica Corningstone: “Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.”
Ron Burgundy: “Really?…..Yes, I do.
Veronica Corningstone: “Um….”
Ron Burgundy: “I’m sorry, it’s the…. it’s the pleats.”
Veronica Corningstone:” Mm.”
Ron Burgundy: “It’s actually an optical illusion….It’s the pattern…….on the pants…It’s not flattering…..in the crotchal region…..I’m actually taking them back right now. Taking them back ….to the pants store…Oh, this is awkward…I’m gonna walk…I’m gonna walk…this situation off…and I will see you later.
Nothing to look at. Go back to work, everyone. Don’t act like you’re not impressed!”
Brick Tamland:Cough. Look over here.
Brick Tamland: Excuse me Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes what is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: The party. With the with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there’s a party in your pants and that I’m invited?
Brick Tamland: That’s it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No. Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don’t want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let’s go.
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell?
Brian Fantana: That’s the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no it smells like, like a used diaper…… filled with….. Indian food. Oh excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.
News Station Employee: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot’s dick!
Brian Fantana: Woah, what’s that smell?
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me.
Ron Burgundy: What are you doing?
Veronica Corningstone: I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.
Ron Burgundy: I’m using the tape. I’m showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, I’m a professional and I would like to be able to do my job.
Ron Burgundy: Big deal, I am very professional.
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.
Ron Burgundy: I’m not a baby. I am a man. I am an anchorman.
Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.
Ron Burgundy: I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.
Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.
Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.
Ron Burgundy: Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair.
Ron Burgundy: [outraged] What did you say?
Veronica Corningstone: I said… your hair… looks stupid.
Ron Burgundy: “Wait, Veronica, please tell me this is some kind of sick tasteless joke. ”
Veronica Corningstone: “You weren’t here. Why are you being this way? Why can’t you just be proud of me as a peer and my gentleman lover? ”
Ron Burgundy: “I can’t believe you *did* this to me! You read my news! ”
Veronica corningstone:“I told you that I wanted to be an anchor. I told you that. ”
Ron Burgundy:“ I thought you were kidding, I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it down in my diary. “Veronica had a very funny joke today.” I laughed at it later that night.”
Veronica Corningstone: “I can’t believe that I cared for you.”
Ron Burgundy: “Get out! Just go, We are through. Through! Because of your actions, you scorpion woman!”
Veronica Corningstone: “You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy. You have broken my heart.”
Ron Burgundy: “You are a real hooker, and I’m gonna slap you in public.”
Veronica Corningstone: “You have way too much pubic hair.”
Ron Burgundy: “Actually, that’s a point of pride. I’m very proud of my mane of pubic hair, so thank you.”
Veronica Corningstone:“You have man boobs.”
Ron Burgundy: “You’ve got a dirty,whorish mouth.”
Veronica Corningstone: “Veronica Corningstone.”
Ron Burgundy: Hello, Veronica,
Veronica Corningstone: “this is Mike Rithjin, from the network. You’ve just been promoted. You’re gonna need to move to Moscow….Start cleaning up your desk…See you in the morning….We’ll pick you up in a van.
Veronica Corningstone: “What did you say your name was?”
Ron burgundy: “Mike Ritnitjun. It’s not important. Start cleaning your desk, and we’ll pick you up in the morning.
Champ Kind: “Tell her she might want to get a coat.”
Ron Burgundy: “Hold on. Veronica? What was it?”
Champ Kind: “Tell her to get a coat.”
Ron Burgundy: “Also, I don’t know if you know Moscow. It’s pretty cold. You might want to buy a coat.”
Veronica Corningstone: “Are you and Champ having a good time, Ron?”
Ron burgundy: “Are we what?”
Veronica Corningstone: “I can see you, Ron.”
Ron burgundy: “What?”
Veronica Corningstone:“I can see you.”
Ron burgundy: “Okay. Bye-bye.”
Veronica Corningstone: “Veronica Corningstone.”
Ron Burgundy: “This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what. You got knocked up. You should probably get out of news.”
Veronica Corningstone:“ Who is this?”
Ron Burgundy: “This is Dr. Chim. Dr. Chim Richalds.”
Veronica Corningstone:“Ron, is this you?”
Ron Burgundy: “I’m a professional doctor.You saw me. You don’t remember. We….. you should move. Get out of the business.”
Veronica Corningstone:“ This is pathetic.”
Ron Burgundy: “You’re pathetic.”
Champ:“What’d she say?”
Ron Burgundy: “She… I don’t…I think she bought it.”
Veronica Corningstone: “Oh, well, when in Rome.”
Ron Burguyndy:“Yes?….. Please, go on.”
Veronica Corningstone:“Uh, do as the Romans do?…It’s an old expression.”
Ron Burgundy: “Oh! I’ve never heard of it.
Ron Burgundy:“It’s wonderful, though.”