Ron Burgundy Quotes:
Ron burgundy is a 5 time local Emmy award winning journalist and the lead anchor for the KVWN channel 4 news team.
Ron lives with his best friend and mentor Baxtor his pet dog. He has 3 loves in his life scotch the Jazz flute and Baxter. He maintains a tight perimeter when fighting rival news teams.
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Extra interviews from Ron Burgundy
Check out the videos of ron interviewing for a Job on (“Espen”) ESPN 4
Ron Burgundy Quote 1. Milk:
Ron Burgundy: “Milk was a bad choice!”
Ron Burgundy Quote 2. Im kind of a big deal:
Ron Burgundy : “I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.”
Veronica Corningstone:“Really.”
Ron Burgundy:“People know me.”
Veronica Corningstone: “Well, I’m very happy for you.”
Ron Burgundy:“I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 3. I wanna be on you:
Ron Burgundy :“I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back…. I want to be on you.”
Ron Burgundy:“Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I… I WANNA BE ON YOU.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 4. When in rome:
Veronica Corningstone: “Oh, well, when in Rome.”
Ron Burguyndy:“Yes?….. Please, go on.”
Veronica Corningstone:“Uh, do as the Romans do?…It’s an old expression.”
Ron Burgundy: “Oh! I’ve never heard of it.
Veronica Corningstone:“Oh.”
Ron Burgundy:“It’s wonderful, though.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 5. Your so wise:
Ron Burgundy: (to Baxter) “You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 6. You pooped in the..:
Ron Burgundy: (to Baxter) “What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole………… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing. How ’bout we get you in your p.j.’s and we hit the hay.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 7. I’m Ron Burgundy?:
Ron Burgundy: “I’m Ron Burgundy?”
Ed Harken:“ Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?”
Ron Burgundy Quote 8. Glass cage of ..:
Ron Burgundy: “I’m in a glass cage of emotion!”
Ron Burgundy Quote 9. Cannon Ball!:
Ron Burgundy: “Ladies and gentlemen. Can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story.
I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen.
CANNONBALL!
Ron Burgundy Quote 10. Diversity:
Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
Champ Kind: What in the hell’s diversity?
Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old, wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Ed Harken: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.
Ron Burgundy Quote 11. You read my news!
Ron Burgundy: “Wait, Veronica, please tell me this is some kind of sick tasteless joke. ”
Veronica Corningstone: “You weren’t here. Why are you being this way? Why can’t you just be proud of me as a peer and my gentleman lover? ”
Ron Burgundy: “I can’t believe you *did* this to me! You read my news! ”
Veronica corningstone:“I told you that I wanted to be an anchor. I told you that. ”
Ron Burgundy:” I thought you were kidding, I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it down in my diary. “Veronica had a very funny joke today.” I laughed at it later that night.”
Veronica Corningstone: “I can’t believe that I cared for you.”
Ron Burgundy: “Get out! Just go, We are through. Through! Because of your actions, you scorpion woman!”
Veronica Corningstone: “You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy. You have broken my heart.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 12.You bitch:
Veronica Corningstone: “In case we die here today, there’s something that you should know. That dirty trick with the Teleprompter. It wasn’t… ”
Ron Burgundy:” Sweet Eli Whitney’s nose. It wasn’t you, was it? It was Wes Mantooth! Oh, I should have known. ”
Veronica Corningstone: “No, no. No, I did it.”
Ron Burgundy: “You bitch! ”
Ron Burgundy:“You woke up the bears! Why did you do that?”
Ron Burgundy Quote 13. Massive Erection:
Veronica Corningstone: “Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.”
Ron Burgundy: “Really?…..Yes, I do.
Veronica Corningstone: “Um….”
Ron Burgundy: “I’m sorry, it’s the…. it’s the pleats.”
Veronica Corningstone:” Mm.”
Ron Burgundy: “It’s actually an optical illusion….It’s the pattern…….on the pants…It’s not flattering…..in the crotchal region…..I’m actually taking them back right now. Taking them back ….to the pants store…Oh, this is awkward…I’m gonna walk…I’m gonna walk…this situation off…and I will see you later.
Nothing to look at. Go back to work, everyone. Don’t act like you’re not impressed!”
Ron Burgundy Quote 14. Amateur hour?:
Ron Burgundy: “What is this, amateur hour?”
Ron Burgundy Quote 16. Proud of my mane:
Ron Burgundy: “You are a real hooker, and I’m gonna slap you in public.”
Veronica Corningstone: “You have way too much pubic hair.”
Ron Burgundy: “Actually, that’s a point of pride. I’m very proud of my mane of pubic hair, so thank you.”
Veronica Corningstone:“You have man boobs.”
Ron Burgundy: “You’ve got a dirty,whorish mouth.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 17. Phone call 1 Mosco:
Veronica Corningstone: “Veronica Corningstone.”
Ron Burgundy: Hello, Veronica,
Veronica Corningstone: “this is Mike Rithjin, from the network. You’ve just been promoted. You’re gonna need to move to Moscow….Start cleaning up your desk…See you in the morning….We’ll pick you up in a van.
Veronica Corningstone: “What did you say your name was?”
Ron burgundy: “Mike Ritnitjun. It’s not important. Start cleaning your desk, and we’ll pick you up in the morning.
Champ Kind: “Tell her she might want to get a coat.”
Ron Burgundy: “Hold on. Veronica? What was it?”
Champ Kind: “Tell her to get a coat.”
Ron Burgundy: “Also, I don’t know if you know Moscow. It’s pretty cold. You might want to buy a coat.”
Veronica Corningstone: “Are you and Champ having a good time, Ron?”
Ron burgundy: “Are we what?”
Veronica Corningstone: “I can see you, Ron.”
Ron burgundy: “What?”
Veronica Corningstone:“I can see you.”
Ron burgundy: “Okay. Bye-bye.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 18.Phone 2 Knocked up:
Veronica Corningstone: “Veronica Corningstone.”
Ron Burgundy: “This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what. You got knocked up. You should probably get out of news.”
Veronica Corningstone:” Who is this?”
Ron Burgundy: “This is Dr. Chim. Dr. Chim Richalds.”
Veronica Corningstone:“Ron, is this you?”
Ron Burgundy: “I’m a professional doctor.You saw me. You don’t remember. We….. you should move. Get out of the business.”
Veronica Corningstone:“ This is pathetic.”
Ron Burgundy: “You’re pathetic.”
Champ:“What’d she say?”
Ron Burgundy: “She… I don’t…I think she bought it.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 19. I look good:
Ron Burgundy:” Mmmm. I look good. I mean, really good. Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look!”
Ron Burgundy Quote 20.Jumps in to bear Pit:
Ron Burgundy: “I immediately regret this decision.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 21.Zeus:
Ron Burgundy: “By the beard of Zeus!”
Ron Burgundy Quote 22.Knight of Columbus:
Ron Burgundy: “Knights of Columbus, that hurt!”
Ron Burgundy Quote 23. Mullet:
Ron Burgundy: “Sweet Lincoln’s mullet.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 24.Odin’s Raven:
Ron Burgundy: “Great Odin’s raven!”
Ron Burgundy Quote 25.Son of a ..:
Ron Burgundy: “Son of a bee sting!”
Ron Burgundy Quote 26.Baxter is that you?:
Ron Burgundy: “Is that you Baxter? Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee. Is this Wilt Chamberlain?”
Ron Burgundy Quote 27.My little gentleman:
Ron Burgundy: “Oh, Baxter you are my little gentleman. I’ll take you to foggy London town, because you are what?…. My little gentleman.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 28.Jogging:
Ron Burgundy: “Oop… I almost forgot. I won’t be able to make it, fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called, uh, jogging. I believe it’s ‘jogging’ or ‘yogging.’ it might be a soft j. I’m not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It’s supposed to be wild.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 29.Ovary punch:
Ron Burgundy: “I’m going to punch you in the ovary. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 30. BB Gun:
Ron Burgundy:“I’m going to shoot you with a BB gun. Yep, back of the head.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 31. Spatula:
Ron Burgundy: “Sweet grandmother’s spatula!”
Ron Burgundy Quote 32. Stay classy:
Ron Burgundy: “I’m Ron Burgundy. You stay classy, San Diego.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 33. Arsonist:
Ron Burgundy:” The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 34.Human tourch:
Ron Burgundy:“The human torch was denied a bank loan.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 35.I love scotch:
Ron Burgundy:“Mm, I love Scotch. I love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly, Mmmmmm.”
Ron Burgundy Quotes 36. Glenlivet:
Ron Burgundy:“I’ll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper, and some cheese.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 37. R U paying attention:
Ed Harken: “Ron, are you paying attention?”
Ron Burgundy:“Nope.”
Ron Burgundy Quote 38. Audrey!:
Ron Burgundy: “Oh Audrey, I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes.
What’s that?…. Well if you were a man, I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That’s bush. Bush league. You here me Audrey? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I’m sorry.
I’m sorry. Alright?”
Ron Burgundy Quote 39. Baxeter drop kick!:
Ron Burgundy: “This burrito is delicious, but it is filling.
[Ron hits motorcylist with burrito] Whoa! Antony and Cleopatra!”
Motor cyclist: “Goddamn son of… What the hell, bro’?
Ron Burgundy: “Hello, neighbor.”
Motor cyclist: “Did you just throw a burrito
out your window?”
Ron Burgundy:“I believe I did.”
Motor cyclist: “Are you high or something? Did you see what happened?
Ron Burgundy:” I did. That was a terrific spill. That’s quite a raspberry.”
Motor cyclist: “That’s my chopper you just thrashed, Broseph.”
Ron burgundy: “Easy, compadre. I’m your friend out here, all right?”
Motor Cyclist: “I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your goofy ass!”
Ron Burgundy: “If you want to throw down, fine. I’ve got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary waiting for you.”
Motor cyclist: “You destroyed the only thing I love. All right? There it is. What do you love?”
Ron Burgundy: “I love poetry. And a glass of Scotch. And, of course,my friend Baxter here.”
Motor cyclist: Well, guess what. Now this is happenin’.
[Motor cyclist picks up Baxter]
Ron Burgundy: “Excuse me. Excuse me. What are you doing?”
[Motor cyclist drop kicks Bater off bridge]
Motor cyclist: “That’s how I roll.”
Ron Burgundy: “Baxter! No……!”
Ron Burgundy’s Visage
Ron has pristine hair atop a 220lb frame of news anchor-sapien, he is “ like a god walking amongst mere mortals”. He has “a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they” make “Sinatra look like a hobo.” His moustache is a powerful aphrodisiac, hairs from his moustache brush are incredibly sort after to be used in love potions and fertility centers around the world.
Ron burgundy growing up
Ron was born the eighth son of Claude and Brender Burgundy in Hagalworth, Iowa in 1940. He descends from a long line of anchormen, dating back to Paul Revere – who many consider to be the first anchorman.
From the moment Ron was born he seemed destined to captain a news team. Doctors admired his full head of hair at birth, which seemed to have a natural side part even as he emerged from his mother’s womb.
At just one year old little Ron’s first words were “The alderman denied the allegations.”
Ron burgundy Demeanor
Ron is a great man and is the rock that holds the news team together, in other words he is “the balls”. He is a big deal, Men want to be him and women (chicks) want to be on him. He has many leather bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Ron is an excellent Anchorman although he will literally read anything put on the teleprompter. He is played by the genius Will Farrell.
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