Ed Harken Quotes:
Ed Harken is the news direct or Channel four, He is a big Fan of Ron Burgundy. He has his own frustrating (albeit accurate) interpretation to the word diversity.
Ed Harken’s son is very ill behaved and once shot a crossbow into a crowed whilst on LCD.
He is played in the film by Fred Willard.
Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
Champ Kind: What in the hell’s diversity?
Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old, wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Ed Harken: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.
Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I’m Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
Ed Harken: (on telephone) I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography? But you and I are mature adults, we’ve both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never haven’t? Of course you haven’t, how stupid of me. Neither have I, I was just speaking in generalities. Right…. I’ll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.
Ed Harken:(just put phone down) Apparently, my son was on something called Acid, and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.
Ed Harken: Ron are you paying attention?
Ron Burgundy: Nope.