Champ Kind Is the sportscaster for the channel 4 news team, his signature catchphrase is “Whammy!”, After the film he becomes an NFL commentator, but gets fired after being accused of sexual harassment by Terry Bradshaw.
He is played in the film by David Koechner
Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again.
Wes Mantooth: Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!!
Ron Burgundy: Hey, let’s leave the mothers out of this.
Brian Fantana: That was one crazy party. I…am..hung Over!
Champ Kind: I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family’s rec room,…. and they would not stop screaming.
Brick Tamland: I ate a big, red candle.
Champ Kind: Champ here, I’m all about havin’ fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone’s kitchen. Maybe go to seaworld, take my pants off. Anyway… I’m kinda known for my catch phrase Whammy! As in Gene Tenace at the plate… hhiiit Whammy, Whammy!
Champ Kind: What do you say.. if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex, you know, see what happens?
Brian Fantana: Don’t get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engine, but they don’t belong in the newsroom!
Champ Kind: It is anchor MAN!, not anchor LADY! and that is a scientific fact.
Brick Tamland: I don’t know what we’re yelling about.
Brian Fantana: You’re with us Ron, what do you think?
Ron Burgundy:She, She, It’s terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!
Brick Tamland:Loud noises!
Champ Kind: The bottom line is you’ve been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You’re a member of the Channel Four News Team.
Ron Burgundy: That’s a given.
Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I’m a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
Brian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. Why don’t you stop talking for a while.
Champ Kind: “So I drove down to Mexico, and shot some stray dogs. You know, pretty much standard Tuesday night.”Character Quotes